Some Arsenal fans are a whinging, moaning, good-for-nothing, humourless bunch of hideous cockwombles. 

Perhaps that's unfair, but many of them are getting on my (firm, gentlemanly) tits at the moment. Why? Transfer rumours of course! Well, not transfer rumours as such, more transfer realities. The early storm of AMBITIOUS SIGNINGS has subsided somewhat, which annoyed many, but we were still left with the pursuit of Gonzalo Higuain, which was on the verge of being done as recently as last Thursday. However, negotiations appear to have hit a Fiorentino Perez-shaped snag, and the deal is on hold at the moment. Which of course, led to Arsenal fans complaining.